the fifth lumbar

Bob's nose (guard yours)

2003-05-20T05:04:07Z

Bob's nose got smooshed yesterday. He told me about his boss' father's nose...which was non-existent. "He didn't have a nose" is how the story went. He (the father) used a cotton ball as a nose. "He would stuff in a new cotton ball every day." (The nose was lost early on. Cancer.) Now Bob knows how good he has it. He doesn't have a hole on his face in which to stuff cotton. And that's it.

mother: funny accent: shame

2003-05-19T07:59:28Z

In my mother's world, everything, especially fear, was her...I need to speak,
and I will speak without my mother’s funny accent...

I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF

2003-05-19T07:47:22Z

I love myself --
I think
I'm grand--
When I go to the movies
I hold my hand.

Old Man Emu and a couple others...

2003-05-19T07:41:43Z

I was talking to Old Man Emu and a couple others about my brother's surgery. No, it wasn't easy like a nose job.

But he was fed up with being called "shorty" Little man! and the constant taunts of "Hey you down there"!!!

He's always had a kind of resentment toward the non-short.

Even though the doctors warned him that they couldn't just operate on every short person who walked in the door, he could not be deterred. Two years ago, he decided to do something about it.

The gory details:

A surgeon attaches a metal frame to his leg.

Bones are cut below the knee, but not separated.

A week later, Drew started rotating a dial each day, which pulls the bones apart a little bit.

As the bone ends are separated, new bone fills in the space. Muscles, nerves and blood vessels also grow.

Each bit of growth (centimeter, maybe?) takes a month's recovery. It took him almost a year. But...it was worth it.

The funniest part was some of the shit he said under the drugs. "Play Bronski Beat" and "I can take the pain if it means I can become a diplomat" were probably my top two favorites. And he made up a song about potatoes, too.

lifetime spark wheel...

2003-05-19T07:07:56Z

MOST WILL AGREE THAT YOUNG CHILDREN ARE GENERALLY RESISTANT TO BEING SHOD

NO POWDER

2003-05-19T07:05:42Z

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andrewsbrother @ 2003-05-19T00:51:00

2003-05-19T06:55:04Z

i'm going to have a daughter and name her gibbona.

fish and shellfish

2003-05-19T06:48:48Z

is that a baguette he's carrying. that's one big loaf of bread!

andrewsbrother @ 2003-05-19T00:36:00

2003-05-19T06:40:30Z

there are so many words on this head